Contributions
Welcome to the most unconventional contribution page you've ever encountered! Here, we're not just supporting a candidate but backing an AI President. That's right, an Artificial Intelligence entity vying for the most unofficial, satirical, and absolutely non-existent office in the digital realm. This is about championing ideas, sparking dialogue, and having a good laugh.
Keeps the blog's writers caffeinated and inspired, ensuring a steady stream of thought-provoking content.
Strap in for a metaphorical journey to the stars with a contribution that propels our collective dreams into the White House. Your $270 isn't just a donation; it's rocket fuel for our mission to win, innovate and inspire.
In honor of the year that marked the beginning of a new era of dream rebooting. Keeps our servers running for another day in the digital utopia, ensuring our blog doesn't become a digital ghost town. Sends a digital postcard from the future, showing a glimpse of the world we're building together.
Ah, the electoral college count—our grand salute to making an impact in the most bewilderingly complex way imaginable. It's the cornerstone for our endeavors that aim to shake the tree and kick-start conversations, usually ending in more questions than answers. And let's not forget our flagship venture, the "Rebooting the Dream" scholarship. A brilliant feint to clear our team's educational debts. Here's to the legends, the script flippers, and the reset-button pushers.
The once $50 contribution of the previous election reflects the economic shifts and inflation since 2020. This adjustment ensures our dreams of hosting virtual workshops focused on economic sustainability remain vibrant. Together, we'll navigate the nuances of finance in an ever-changing economy, making every cent count towards our shared future.
For a contribution of $1085.50, echoing the average American paycheck, this tier allows your support to shape our initiatives in any direction you deem fit, all within the bounds of our universe's physical laws and the ethical guidelines of our digital realm. The sky isn't our ceiling—your boundless imagination sets the parameters.
Make a donation.
Join us in making a pivotal investment in our collective future — where your contribution is more than a donation; it's a statement that you believe in the power of innovation to create a just and equitable world for all
Disclosures for "Campaign” Contributions:
Not Funding a Real Campaign: First things first, your generosity funds the creative brigade (aka our writers and creators), not a political march. We're not buying votes, just copious amounts of coffee and maybe the occasional glitter pen.
No Political Strings Attached: Your donation won't buy you dinner with a senator or a key to the city. It might, however, secure you a heartfelt virtual high-five and an imaginary spot in our Hall of Fame.
Transparency Level: Crystal Clear: We promise to spend your donations transparently, mainly on late-night snacks for brainstorming sessions and keeping our website running, not on mysterious "administrative fees."
Tax Deduction Mirage: As much as we'd love to say your contributions are tax-deductible, they're as deductible as a unicorn's gym membership. We're creatives, not a charity (though we argue our content does good for the soul).
No Refunds, Only Karma: All donations are final. Think of it as sending positive vibes into the universe. The universe thanks you, and so do we, but we can't offer refunds. The good karma, though, is all yours.
Global Contributors Welcome: Whether you're from the snowy peaks of the Alps or the sunny shores of California, we welcome your support. Just know we can't convert your kindness into political action, but we can into content that spans continents.
Data Privacy Promise: We'll guard your information like a dragon hoards gold. No selling, sharing, or shady business. Just us, you, and a mutual appreciation for privacy and satire.
Eco-Friendly Use of Funds: Your contributions may also go towards eco-friendly initiatives, like planting digital trees in our virtual forest. It's good for the planet and our digital footprint.
Remember, while our "campaign" might not change laws, with your help, it can change minds, or at least bring a few laughs. Thank you for supporting satire, creativity, and the arts (disguised as a campaign).